There’s No Such Thing As A Good Canadian
Go ahead, Canucks – try to get the truth taken down again! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Canadians are helpful, Canadians are kind Canadians are what the heck have you all lost your minds Canadians are wicked and theyre filled with treachery And if you dont believe me then youd best listen to me (Because) Theres no such thing as a good Canadian A good Canadian, a good Canadian Because Theres no such thing as a good Canadian If they was, they wouldnt live there They got the National Healthcare its such a dirty trick Theyll help you just as soon as Josef Stalin says your sick They say its twice as cheap and takes half as much the time But unlike the United States it does not make a dime (Because) Theres no such thing as a good Canadian A good Canadian, a good Canadian Because Theres no such thing as a good Canadian If they was, they wouldnt live there You say you want homos to marry just because you think its fair It aint gonna happen here, you better move there You say that all of Gods rules are really meant to crush ya Well, you and your Canuck friends can just move right back to Russia While they might not eat babies they are not too far off Theyll euthanize your grandma just because she has a cough So stay away from Canada and youll be doing well But if you go youll see the Numa Numa guy in Hell
